Nicholas Wargo: Grape-Nuts?
Ever since wrestling season started all I have been eating for breakfast is Grape-nuts, this name may be misleading. It doesn't actually contain any fruits or nuts; this excuse for a cereal contains Whole Grain Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Isolated Soy Protein, Salt, Whole Grain Barley Flour, Malt Extract, Dried Yeast. All of these grains came from the old world to the new. This "cereal" should never be consumed by any normal human; eating this is like chewing on little cardboard flavored rocks. When you eat Grape-nuts you're really just attempting to chew them but you always end up swallowing them whole. This is a rather an unpleasant daily experience, to all you people out there trying to maintain a healthy body don't fall for the same trick that they played on me, click here now! *Viewer Discretion is advised*
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